Welcome to “scenes from Disney films that made Cerys aware at a very young age that she was attracted to women*”
Next: the centaurs from Fantasia.
* And mermaids and centaurs, apparently.Tags: disney, mermaid, sexuality
Nobody critiques popular culture like Gaston!
HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
[image: Gaston staring at Belle’s book. Caption: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COLOR GREY. THIS IS PORN.]
No one tanks like Gaston. No one wanks like Gaston. No one critiques the popular skanks like Gaston!
(The phrasing there is problematic, but it rhymes.)
Not super concerned about the word “skank” but y’all missed a golden opportunity to use the word “spank” there, just saying.
We could also go with “no-one planks like Gaston”, that doesn’t make any sense but it’s a hilarious mental image 😛
I like that much better.
No one wanks like Gaston
No one planks like Gaston
No one side-eyes bad doms giving spanks like Gaston! (He’s a critic all over the blogosphere!)
Azz wins the internet.Tags: 50 shades of grey, book, disney, gaston, song