Life lesson that I really should have learned by now:
Champagne will always, always be my downfall.
@CptnBlackJack look I’m sure if that was true someone would have figured it out before now
Endlessly refreshing the NaNoWrimo website does not make words happen. I feel cheated.
Water is good.
Wine is better.
Drubk cerys like bread https://t.co/m5g84JYyzO
EVERYTHING IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😂 https://t.co/JjIxIL88m6
(from here: https://t.co/3mqCoEMxPc I’m not JUST being weird)
@JackaryWoo he’s not, you’re safe (for now). Apparently I can’t dm you so I will not be sending you a sneaky pic (that sounds wrong)
@JackaryWoo we seem to have swapped you for a bearded gentleman from Amsterdam
So exhausted but SO AWAKE. Depression-induced insomnia can suck my dick (#imashark)
@theaveragefred brb rethinking every life choice
Turns out I will watch literally anything that Aziz Ansari is in.
I will get on the bus and eat a butload of fudge. That’s a butload of fudge. Not a load of buttfudge. Very different things.