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Sunday 29th November 2015 @ 2:21 am : Twitter : 0 Comments :

Life lesson that I really should have learned by now:
Champagne will always, always be my downfall.


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Sunday 22nd November 2015 @ 6:19 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@CptnBlackJack look I’m sure if that was true someone would have figured it out before now


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Sunday 22nd November 2015 @ 4:58 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

Endlessly refreshing the NaNoWrimo website does not make words happen. I feel cheated.


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Saturday 21st November 2015 @ 7:27 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

Water is good.

Wine is better.

*glug*


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Saturday 21st November 2015 @ 6:16 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

. @Catulator has started licking things already #sisters


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Saturday 21st November 2015 @ 6:06 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

Drubk cerys like bread https://t.co/m5g84JYyzO


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Saturday 21st November 2015 @ 5:04 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

EVERYTHING IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😂 https://t.co/JjIxIL88m6


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Saturday 21st November 2015 @ 4:11 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

I have a plan to write my @NaNoWriMo novel at this wedding, but truly exceptional champagne is my writing kryptonite https://t.co/yuK3srNoKA


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Friday 20th November 2015 @ 10:36 am : Twitter : 0 Comments :

(from here: https://t.co/3mqCoEMxPc I’m not JUST being weird)


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Wednesday 18th November 2015 @ 8:57 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@JackaryWoo he’s not, you’re safe (for now). Apparently I can’t dm you so I will not be sending you a sneaky pic (that sounds wrong)


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Wednesday 18th November 2015 @ 7:27 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@JackaryWoo we seem to have swapped you for a bearded gentleman from Amsterdam


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Wednesday 18th November 2015 @ 5:30 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@JackaryWoo @theaveragefred https://t.co/krKnRuGALF


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Wednesday 18th November 2015 @ 5:23 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@JackaryWoo @theaveragefred not when I’ve EATEN ALL OF THEM (not yet. Soon.)


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Wednesday 18th November 2015 @ 4:02 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

I did a bad thing @JackaryWoo @theaveragefred https://t.co/t8uGyvmxuQ


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Monday 16th November 2015 @ 1:26 am : Twitter : 0 Comments :

So exhausted but SO AWAKE. Depression-induced insomnia can suck my dick (#imashark)


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Monday 16th November 2015 @ 12:20 am : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@theaveragefred brb rethinking every life choice


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Monday 16th November 2015 @ 12:12 am : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@theaveragefred oh god. am i tony stark? https://t.co/XmrOsc3cf2


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Sunday 15th November 2015 @ 12:42 am : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@theaveragefred I mean, I feel like @SafriaLailo and I can take 1/3 of the blame each for this one, too :p


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Saturday 14th November 2015 @ 11:33 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

Turns out I will watch literally anything that Aziz Ansari is in.


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Saturday 14th November 2015 @ 2:57 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

I will get on the bus and eat a butload of fudge. That’s a butload of fudge. Not a load of buttfudge. Very different things.