Tuesday 30th June 2015 @ 3:24 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

micdotcom:

Watch: 70 actresses have teamed up to #MakeItFair because men should have it all, right?


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Tuesday 30th June 2015 @ 2:09 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

2sticks1drum:

the-adventures-of-nick:

tardis-are-y0u-drunk-again:

fairytalefaker:

Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?

Life goes on, strange isn’t it?

Wow This is fucking brilliant. My new favourite post on tumblr.

This is truly a work out art, props to whoever created this


Definitive list of whales, ranked.

Monday 29th June 2015 @ 4:53 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

screwrocknroll:

  1. Right Whale: It has an upside-down head — a bold move that pays off.
  2. Sperm Whale: Has a silly name but really excels in all areas of being a whale: staying underwater, fighting squid, spraying sonar around the sea, looking like an ocean bus. Having teeth rather than baleen means not having to eat krill.
  3. Narwhal: Sea unicorn that has ocean sword fights. Slightly less cool when you realize its horn is actually a big tooth, making it the whale version of this.
  4. Orca: Doesn’t look anything like the other whales and hangs out around the Pacific Northwest, so it’s basically the hipster whale. Eats real food like seals rather than krill. Was in Free Willy, but, then again, was in Free Willy. Kind of an asshole, but you can’t argue with success. Secret shame: actually a dolphin.
  5. Humpback Whale: Basic canonical whale. Has good press. Bit too mainstream, really.
  6. Beluga Whale: Ongoing experiment in whether white privilege applies to cetaceans.
  7. Blue Whale: Coasting on its size; must try harder.
  8. Gray Whale: Blue whale that’s smaller and more boring.
  9. Minke Whale: Kinda puny for a whale.
  10. Fin Whale: Second biggest animal in the world, i.e. the first loser. Described by Roy Chapman Andrews as the “greyhound of the sea,” and we all know what Captain Hank Murphy of Sealab said about greyhounds. (”Too pointy.”)
  11. Beaked whale: You are not a bird, please reconsider your choices.
  12. Pilot Whale: Dolphin with ideas above its station.

Monday 29th June 2015 @ 4:51 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.


Monday 29th June 2015 @ 11:21 am : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

brain: it seems like problems are happening. would you like to pretend they’re not & think about fictional characters instead
me: yes please


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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 10:26 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@ellon_wheels 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎


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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 10:20 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@ellon_wheels why are you ⭐ing my pain?? Don’t ⭐my pain!! :p


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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 9:12 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

It’s not really sports until you’ve got at least one blood blister. #rollerderby


Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 8:32 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG


Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 8:24 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

thecutestofthecute:

girlcodehumor:

SO MANY UNNECESSARY STEPS!

pep pep pep pep pep 


Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 3:42 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

Me: *goes to Jurassic World* I’m here for the main attraction
Park Staff: Ah yes the dinosaur, she’s…
Me: No, Chris Pratt. I’m here to see Chris Pratt where is he


Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 3:42 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

kirins-forrest:

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’


Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 3:26 pm : Tumblr : 0 Comments :

catsbeaversandducks:

Catnip is a hell of a drug.

Via Pleated-Jeans.com

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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 2:15 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@ThreeUK I have to have a data connection to activate in touch? Surely the point of using it is that I don’t have signal so no data??


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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 2:00 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@ThreeUKSupport my postcode is bn1 3jh, the website says I have full coverage, could you check there’s not a mast problem in my area please?


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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 1:30 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@ThreeUKSupport yes, I even did a factory reset on one and it didn’t change anything. Phones are saying no service/emergency calls only


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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 1:29 pm : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@ThreeUKSupport both are on contract! I can receive texts, sometimes send them, but no phone calls in/out and no internet on the S3 :s


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Sunday 28th June 2015 @ 10:26 am : Twitter : 0 Comments :

@ThreeUK I can’t make calls/send texts on either of my phones but I can get 4g Internet on my s5. It’s been like this for a day now, help?


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