AU where Kitty Pryde goes back instead of Logan and saves the world
wait did I say au I meant actual canon
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
I see a lot of art and fanfic showing AUs of highschool, college, etc. where Bucky is the naughty, sexy bad boy. That’s all awesome, I’m not criticizing, I love those stories too. I’m just…extrapolating, I guess.
I mean, the Winter Soldier IS a bad boy, all emo with the hair and the amnesia and the metal arm. I think we can all agree that he needs a good spanking. (Just me? No?)
But MCU Bucky Barnes? At least from what we see in the movies, he’s a stand up guy. He enlisted and didn’t get kicked out; he served honorably up until his “death”; he may have been a scoundrel with the ladies but that’s barely suggested, I mean, double dating would not be considered risque for two guys in their early 20s in 1942. His idea of a good time is not a dive bar but a family-friendly technology fair.
Steve on the other hand, he’s going around with a chip on his shoulder, starting fights he can’t finish, and trying to defraud the military by lying about his identity MORE THAN ONCE in an effort to enlist. His first military engagement happened because he directly disobeyed orders and went AWOL, two court-martial offenses.
No, it’s not Bucky Barnes, punk. It’s Bucky Barnes, letter man and quarterback with a great attendance record and glowing report cards and is head of the Science Club. But he keeps getting hassled because he’s hanging around with that disreputable Rogers kid who is probably queer and thinks he’s an “artist” and has weird piercings and was last seen ditching class in order stand guard outside of a Planned Parenthood clinic or getting into a fight with the police at an Occupy Movement rally.
“Seriously, Barnes, you could do better.” — every adult within five miles of Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers.
Tags: Catws, gif, I AM NOT OKAY, jfc, this film, THIS IS nOT OKAY
#ugh fuck #fuck fuck fuck #steve didnt even fucking use the shield he had in his hand #he just puched zola in the face #and it’s not a face #it’s a fucking screen #and it just keeps turning on#mocking him #natasha calls him ‘chipper’ later #for a guy who found out he died for nothing#dont be fooled #steve is anything but chipper #steve is angry and in pain and distraught #but this is steve rogers #and he’s been a variation of the three of them for years #and he knows by know he’s got to fight #he’s used to it #resigned to it #and he’ll do it with a smile #until bucky#that’s what breaks him #that’s the one thing that can completely undo him #and he doesn’t know yet #oh god he doesn’t know #steve rogers #walking wounded steve rogers #this movie fucked me up #tws (X)
Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.
I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
It gets even better if you give the cats Ze Frank’s voice.
I don’t give a fuck I’ll reblog this whenever I see it
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
Tumblr: gateway to great literature.
when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
“Hello fan, look at your show, now back to that fic, now back at your show, now back to that fic. Sadly, that fic isn’t your show, but if it stopped using misogyny, racism, and homophobia, your show could be awesome like that fic.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Tumblr with a manip that your show could look like.
What’s on your screen? Back at your show. AO3 has it, it’s a fully-completed, 50-chapter, in-character fic of that pairing you love. Look again, that fic is now an AU set in your favorite genre.
Anything is possible when you get your entertainment from fandom and not the show.
I’m on a blog.”
This might be the most perfect post on tumblr
i love happy coincidences
I may have just laughed way too hard. I don’t care.
True Alpha Scott McCall
“idris elba as—”
To suggest that one’s belly, body hair or tattoo is ‘distasteful’ and should therefore be covered in the name of etiquette is the very worst sort of body fascism. If your children are traumatised by the sight of a fat person in a bikini, a bit of cellulite or a caesarean scar, then may I tentatively suggest that you aren’t raising them correctly. If seeing someone hairy wearing something skimpy renders you ‘unable to eat your lunch’ then I’m afraid my diagnosis of the problem is with your brain, not their body.
#Bucky Barnes is getting way too much love#why does everyone fall in love with tragic angst boy?#Especially when we have Sam over here being the sweet complex snark monster#he has a tragic back story too#he’s just not in the middle of it#he’s recovering and helping people and being hilarious#Team Sam Wilson (tags via geekgirlsmash)
i have Needs that are not being met by this fandom so i will meet them myself
girl steve and girl bucky sparring is one of those needs
before doing anything, ask yourself. “would steve rogers approve of this?” if the answer is not “yes”, you probably shouldn’t do that thing.
steve rogers jumped out of a plane without a parachute
“do as i say, not as i do, on account of i’m usually doing something that will destroy your weak human body and get you mega dead. i believe in you though!” —steve rogers
Fucking reblog this until the end of time. Which i hope is never.
THIS. fuck all the people on tumblr who think feminism has to be done by attacking men because that’s why no one can take internet feminism seriously anymore
feminism always has been and always should be about EQUALITY