Tags: Catws, Death would be kinder, fuck you all, i hate this fandom, No, stop, WHY AM I STILL HAVING FEELINGS ABOUT THESE ASSHOLES?
what if steve has bucky’s dog tags.
what if he and bucky traded dog tags before bucky fell.
what if bucky fell into the ice wearing steve’s name around his neck, right over his heart. what if the hydra crew that recovered him found them, cut them off his neck, not caring where the metal had frozen to his skin. what if there are still marks on bucky’s skin from the place where the tags used to lie but now they’re gone, long gone, thrown out and forgotten in some old hydra base while the people taking bucky apart knew they’d found someone important after all, someone important enough to wear steve rogers’ name around his neck.
what if when steve wakes up seventy years in the future, the only things in the world that are his are the shield and the tags with bucky’s name, only they don’t say bucky, they say james barnes and threetwofivefiveseven and the preferred relative spot is left completely blank, because they wouldn’t let bucky use steve’s name.
what if, when bucky says, later, prove it—prove you’re my friend, prove i was who you say i am, prove i’m anything but the gunmetal in my mouth and the slaughter to my name—steve just reaches up and removes the dog tags from around his neck and presses them, gently, into bucky’s open palm.
Tags: and that is saying something, fucking rat queens, is my current favourite comic, overtaking hawkguy, rat queens, seriously, since clint barton: epic screw-up is my jam
Rat Queens Issues 1 & 2 – HighlightsArt byÂ John âRocâ UpchurchWritten byÂ Kurtis J Wiebe
I was kind of just wondering why Tumblr isnât talking about this fabulously crude comic about awesome ladies.
I was at VanCaf this weekend and I had no less than 10 people come up to me and say they heard of and purchased Rat Queens because of this post.
Once again, thank you Tumblr.
Tags: i want to get off this ride, Make it stop
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUNE STARTS IN 2 DAYS IT WAS DECEMBER 2 HOURS AGO
Tags: and drink your tea, by which i mean, do your gardening, its true, we will fuck your shit up, you really want to keep us british off your property
i like this tweet and i think a lot of you will, too.
If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.
Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!
Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!
There is a metaphor in this somewhere I just can’t see it
Tags: chris evans, how are you even real
feeling a deep, deep sense of gratitude. thank you to everyone i’ve ever met. ever. and even to those i haven’t, i’m sure you played a role— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) May 29, 2014
Why are some women like “I’m not a feminist I believe men and women should be equal” like ???????? YOU LITERALLY JUST DEFINED FEMINISM???¿?¿?Does anyone speak latin anymore? No? The actual definition of “feminism” is the supremacy of the female gender. “Masculism” is the supremacy of the male gender. “Gender equality” is the equality for all genders.
I was forced to study Latin for three years at a school run by the kind of onion breathed old men you will inevitably become within the next decade or so and “ism” as a suffix doesn’t mean “supremacy of the” or “supremacy” or anything close to that. It means something more along on the line of, “school of thought” or movement or doctrine.
Feminine is female, which makes “the actual definition of feminism” a, “female movement” or “female doctrine” and because feminism is concerned with bringing the rights of women to a point where they match those of men and gender equality is achieved, this is accurate.
Sucks how you can’t even get your elitist, derailing bullshit right.
Tags: GET OUT, Glorious, puns, tea
I travel the world for the perfect tea
Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling
Some of them want to infuse you
Some of them want to be infused by you
LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE
#not the most dangerous thing in austrailia
Australians would make the worst horror/apocalpyse/zombie movie characters.
Oh Zombies. Meh, I’ll deal with them after a cold one….
The earth is on fire…. Again?!
“There was one thing no one considered, however: Australia was populated by Australians. While the rest of us were trying to adapt to a world that suddenly seemed bent on eradicating the human race, the Australians had been dealing with a hostile environment for centuries. They looked upon our zombie apocalypse, and they were not impressed.
“After the Rising was over, life for Australians went on much as it had before. They went to work, went to the pub, and endeavored not to die whilst living in a country that contained the lion’s share of the world’s venomous snakes, deadly spiders, and other such vermin. The addition of zombie kangaroos—and worse, zombie wombats—did nothing to change the essential character of the nation. If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: if forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world’s population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.”
— “How Green This Land, How Blue This Sea.”
"Australia: the only continent with a difficulty rating of ‘haha fuck you no’.”
Tags: tw: rape
Just gonna put this here because in any discussion about rape this seems to be frequently overlooked and it is sort of fundamental.
just to be clear – a woman who created a hashtag meant to convey the message “no, not all may be sexual aggressors but yes, all women have experienced sexism to some degree” shut down her account after repeated harassment. she wasn’t generalizing men. she wasn’t making broad, sweeping statements that people claim are the problem with women’s movements. she was only opening a conversation centered around personal stories. what is anyone supposed to take from this except that many people are simply not interested in hearing these stories at all, as sugarcoated as they may be, as tactfully they may be put? not without redirecting the conversation to focus away from women, at any rate.
THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER
I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST
In which William Haynes is spot on.
Steve: BUCKY NO
Hydra: BUCKY YES
Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?
books, GLORY BE, mira grant, seanan mcguire
Tags: glorious puns, puns
I love puns.
For a second I thought the pun was Lincoin.
The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool