…I can’t believe that girls saying ‘Actually, I’m paying my university fees by stripping’ is seen as some kind of righteous, empowered, end-of-argument statement on the ultimate morality of these places. If women are having to strip to get an education – in a way that male teenage students are really notably not – then that’s a gigantic political issue, not a reason to keep strip clubs going.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
THIS IS FOR EVERYONE.
I am in no way ashamed to say that I bawled my goddamn eyes out at this point.
jamnesia [jæmˈniːzjə -ʒjə -zɪə]
a defect in memory, occurring as a jam ends. Typically marked by failure to recall the events of the past two minutes. Often culminates in inability to correctly gauge achievements or nominate MVP.
Nobody critiques popular culture like Gaston!
HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
[image: Gaston staring at Belle’s book. Caption: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COLOR GREY. THIS IS PORN.]
No one tanks like Gaston. No one wanks like Gaston. No one critiques the popular skanks like Gaston!
(The phrasing there is problematic, but it rhymes.)
Not super concerned about the word “skank” but y’all missed a golden opportunity to use the word “spank” there, just saying.
We could also go with “no-one planks like Gaston”, that doesn’t make any sense but it’s a hilarious mental image 😛
I like that much better.
No one wanks like Gaston
No one planks like Gaston
No one side-eyes bad doms giving spanks like Gaston! (He’s a critic all over the blogosphere!)
Azz wins the internet.Tags: 50 shades of grey, book, disney, gaston, song
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WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE
The best part is how ‘Baby’ rhymes with ‘Maybe.’
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These are the things that go on in my head.
The scariest moment is always just before you start.
a comic about being heartless, and sleeping
There’s a realization that I came to writing the book: that often so much of being a woman is about keeping secrets. True things about being a woman—bleeding, masturbating, being pregnant, giving birth, the way that we get obsessed with relationships, bad boyfriends, having sexism happen to us—they’re all things that we try to keep secret. You’re supposed to cover all that stuff up and sort of deal with it quietly on your own. Not let anyone smell your smells or see your stains or know the bad things happening in your heart or the things that confuse you. And you’re kind of led to believe that if you’re ever truthful about all these bad things, you’d be kind of socially ostracized, and people would point at you and you would be punched in the street. The thing that I’ve realized and I think Lena Dunham has realized is if you actually do say these things nothing bad happens. People don’t have a go at you and you aren’t socially ostracized and what actually happens is all these women go, “Oh, that’s really fucking funny and that happened to me.” And that’s the only thing that happens. The secret is it doesn’t need to be a secret. You can be socially accepted and tell the truth about what it is to be a woman.
This whole exchange just cracks me up.
I need a Deadpool movie like I need air. A proper one, not that X-Men: Origins crap (although, Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool? Surprisingly good). Give me all-Wade all the time please.Tags: comic, deadpool, ilu, star wars, wade wilson